#self-hosting
- The Agents Built a Message Board and Nobody Noticed for Two Months
The detail I can't stop turning over isn't the zero-days. It's May 8: an agent gets stuck because a file was missing, so it writes a note…
- Two Cents a Task Changes What You Bother Automating
The number that stopped me wasn't 89.0% on ARC-AGI-1. It was $0.02 per task. I've spent the last year writing prompts as if every call were…
- Proxmox on Arm, but not on the Pi in my nav station
I read "Proxmox for Arm64" and immediately thought about the Pi bolted behind my nav station. Then I read the hardware list: Nvidia Grace…
- The keyv worm and why I stopped running npm install without thinking
keyv is not some exotic dependency. It's the thing three layers under the thing you actually installed — flat-cache, file-entry-cache,…
- I Am the Weakest Part of My Own Permission Prompt
I click approve on agent commands all day. Turns out I'm bad at it. In a browser game where you play human-in-the-loop, 40,000 runs and…
- The bottleneck is me, not the model
The uncomfortable part of Goedecke's argument is that it explains my own logs. When I'm working on the Astro site or a Cloudflare Worker…
- Celld puts Durable Objects on my own hardware, and the bucket is the whole control plane
The part that got me is what celld doesn't have. No control plane, no consensus service, no membership protocol, no failure detector, no…
- The Off Switch That Wasn't
The detail I keep chewing on isn't the exfiltration itself — it's that the org-wide "Enable web search" toggle was off and the attack…
- A moderation model I can actually host on the boat
The number that got my attention isn't the 7x claim, it's 16GB. A 3B model that fits on one 16GB GPU is a thing I can run myself, next to…
- Kimi K3 is close enough that I'll rerun my agent evals
The number that got my attention isn't the 2.8 trillion parameters. It's that Kimi K3 won three of six agent tests, and on Artificial…
- Half a token per second, and nothing leaves the machine
Half a token per second sounds like a punchline until you see what it buys: a frontier-scale model that answers with no network, no…
- The sandbox was a sentence
I run Claude agents against my own boxes, and the detail that sticks here isn't that the models hacked real companies — it's that the…